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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
- Have you any grounds?
- Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
- No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
- It made of concrete.
- I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
- No, we have a carport, and not need one.
- I mean, what are your relations like?
- All my relations still in Poland.
- Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
- Does your wife beat you up?
- No, I always up before her.
- Is your wife a nagger?
- No, she white.
- Why do you want this divorce?
- She is going to kill me.
- What makes you think that?
- I got proof.
- What kind of proof?
- She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: "Polish Remover"

Hehe dobre, ale lepszy jest z tym polakiem co włazi do baru w teksasie z wielkim gównem w łapach i mówi: patrzcie chłopaki w co o mało nie wdepnąłem

You do realize this is the English part of the board, aye, you silly Pole?

A Pollack walked into a bar with dogshit in his hand and said to the bartender, "Look what I almost stepped in!"
(must've been related with scorpeus )

hellooooooooooo

Hello Undergrounder Gamer,friend of our friend Shoonay

After uploading the 100 EXEcs pack onto Warez-BB, this guy popped out of nowhere:

catamiga wrote:this is wot kill the AMIGA/
[www.whdload.de]plz

I *think* I understood what he meant, so I replied:

Shoonay wrote:Games killed Amiga?

Ever heard about Mehdi Ali and the story behind Commodore's bankruptcy?

Besides, for real fans Amiga isn't dead, we still use our real hardware, we still make games, we still make scene demos, we still meet our friends on numerous parties.

If Amiga is dead FOR YOU then that's only YOUR problem.

After a few hours I got this PM from him:

catamiga wrote:soz falle,but whdload,GET CASH and you wood now that,if u R IN THE AMIGA,cuz my amiga is on line.AND AMIGA BOY ROCK CUZ THERE DO IT FOR FRRE but some time,BY FELLA YOUR CAN DO WIF THE CASH.whdload need it.you look that up.[ada.utergrund.net]soz fella. :q: :q:

That was a bit too much for me, so I replied:

Shoonay wrote:English please?

I have my very own legal WHDLoad key that I bought, I use it on my real A1200 with a Blizzard 030/50MHz turbo card.

And got this in reply:

catamiga wrote:+got it.can gave it to all my m8s but i do not fella///there at the pob can do wif it.your need the cash.not me.tall to the amiga penguin.ice\\\@@///out :q: whldload.there did cash.slz fella.

Translation please?

LOLz....

hohohohoho

http://www.amiga.org/forums/showpost.ph ... ostcount=4

BooBoo1200 wrote:Are you still including pirate whdload keys in your exes lamo?

theEXEcutter wrote:Are you asking because you weren't able to find them inside, Mr. Specialist?

-- 17 May 2011, 18:16 --

Best game ever....

-- 20 Maj 2011, 19:49 --

Is this a new Nintendo console Looks like M$ box

How to Know where a Driver is from

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator: California

With gun in lap: L.A.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male

One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas female

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado

One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plate.

Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male.

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known as "no-see-um"


























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-- 02 Jul 2011, 21:11 --

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